Bean Bank

The act of loading and storing any type of bean into the foreskin of a penis

Tom had to bean bank his magical beans in order to cross the border without them getting confiscated.

by The teller of words January 14, 2022

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 03, 2008

sexual bean

Alison VOSEY, the mega sex bean

Ooooo I’m a sexual bean

by Kit fake September 29, 2023

on beans

Another way of saying "On god"

ayo im finna slide down on jimrocks block fo' talkin all that smacck, on beans.

by RimmySock August 10, 2019

jelly beaned

when you’re completely fucked from illegal substances

“Oi mate last night I was absolutely jelly beaned”

by tmoney987654321 March 20, 2021

lumber beans

Are small beans that are cunfused for lima bean.

"do you like spinach?"
"no ewwie"
"Do you like lima beans?"
"What did you say? Lumber beans?"

by Cody and Mariel Sweet October 31, 2007

Reverse bean tickle

Whilst bending away from you, A young lass/older delicious Cougar or milf (Either way..) rubs the little man in the boat. Aggressively.

Kel dawg is providing the boys with a reverse bean tickle. Aggressively.

by Gbanger August 09, 2013