Russian Zombie Cat

The act of taking someone's finger nails and harming another place on their body. Getting owned or pwnd by someone's fingernails.

Hey, want a Russian Zombie Cat? Dude, you got a Russian Zombie Cat!

by samy sam May 12, 2011

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama March 4, 2016

tickle my cat

To touch a mans meat wagon

can you tickle my cat

by person12433252454 February 3, 2014

Kitty-mini-cat

Used to describe a mammal smaller than it's usual size. Usually the word is shouted out as soon as you see the creature.

"There goes my kitty-mini-cat, best dog I've ever had."

by Ashlee Grace March 29, 2007

Playing cat and mouse

When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.

That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse

by Chompy Chuck November 6, 2015

Cat Got Your Tongue

When you or someone else cannot speak verbally. Usually when a secret got told, or something surprising happened.

Example -

Person 1 - So, how was the show?
Person 2 - Um.. I-.. Ugh..
Person 1 - What? Cat got your tongue again?

Person 2 - Ugh... um.. no.. I mean.. uhh..

by __Gabberss__ March 25, 2017

Cool Cat saves the kids

A questionable film about an overgrown man-child in a cat costume named cool cat. Cool Cat bands together with his Master, Daddy Derek as they set out to stop bullying. Which Ironically, The director does to any reviewer of his masterpiece.

Throughout the film, they are terrorized by an overweight blonde kid named Butch. Butch makes cool cat cry, so Daddy Derek turns the lights low, puts on the smooth jazz, and rubs lubricant all over himself as he allows cool cat to punish him for being such a naughty human.

Then, the questionable family goes to the Hollywood parade to advertise their next film: Cool Cat Loves you (in more than one way).

“Dude, Have you seen cool cat saves the kids?”

“Oh yeah! Daddy Derek is a genius!”

by Don’tworry April 8, 2018