A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...
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by rogersxsimp November 21, 2021
An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.
Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.
Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.
Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.
by Tipsyburgler June 20, 2023
by james barbosa September 15, 2023
I giant virgin who licks his own dick every night, he loves the taste of his own cum, but loves Doritos more. He is sometimes called a crack-head, because of how much he wants to put his head in a wet pussy crack. Overall he is one big asshole and will blow you off just to blow himself, and if you walk in on him he will plead for your cock up his ass. He also has beautiful hair and lures girls in UNTILL they see his cock.
by BakuBling February 12, 2019