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Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020
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Have you seen big butler featuring Mitchell grafting like 2 sea hoursez
by Hdhdjdhdg November 15, 2020
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peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
by pbwhirl November 21, 2020
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Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.
by The aj gains November 28, 2020
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Rory Butler

A guy with this fancy name definitely is packing. But he also manages to always be there for you. So never let him go because you would be losing the best supporter with the best dick.
"Rory Butler fucked me raw and then listened when I told him about my family issues."
by thebaddestbitcharoundtown December 2, 2020
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well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla
i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ
by isla louise December 4, 2020
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