by roter January 09, 2018
The quintessential bro. Views himself on par with all fellow bros, often seen alongside individual companions, and affectionately dubs them "bro bro" too. This is a bro with whom you share a profound fraternal bond, whether tied by blood or not. Typically assumes a leadership or decision-making role within his social group. He effortlessly triumphs in all endeavors. The top-ranking bro bro occasionally employs camouflage to elude unforeseen situations. The individual that an ordinary bro aims to emulate.
Person 1: hey Joe, have you met my best friend?
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp
by numberonebrobro August 30, 2023
To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.
Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??
Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.
Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.
Jim: Sounds good, see you then!
Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.
Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.
Jim: Sounds good, see you then!
by furniturejim November 22, 2009
by BrothaBear July 19, 2019
When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023
A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 17, 2025
1. A series of video games developed and published by Nintendo.
2. A 1985 video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer (Famicom) and later rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Wii Virtual Console, Wii U Virtual Console, Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, and a title included with Nintendo Switch Online for the Nintendo Switch.
2. A 1985 video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer (Famicom) and later rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Wii Virtual Console, Wii U Virtual Console, Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, and a title included with Nintendo Switch Online for the Nintendo Switch.
by Cezico October 20, 2019