Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.
That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.
by Lil Holland October 8, 2023

I don’t know what their proper title is. I hope their day is great if they read this, which they probably will because they are the ones that clear the request to post this. Have a wonderful day!
Guy 1: damn, those urban dictionary guys are pretty cool.
Guy 2: I know, right? They’re literally “🗿”
Guy 2: I know, right? They’re literally “🗿”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 20, 2024

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

The AIDS of the internet and the ultimate epitome of internet culture. Started back when the internet was first gaining traction back in the 1990s. Undoubtedly was at its peak from 1998 through about 2006. It has definitions written by teens and voted on by other people. Urban Dictionary has a front page, but there's not really much point in browsing the top words as it's really only sex stuff that 13yo virgins post. (Oh my god sex definition! Must upvote!!!!!!!1!11111111!!!!!1!111112222)
The site as a whole is pretty good though. You can also look up your first name and look at its top definition if you want a self-esteem boost, or if you want the harsh truth find the second last page of definitions and look a that.
The community primarily leans liberal, and everyone on here seems to be some sort of Bernie Sanders fanboy, anti-USA retard, but hey, there's worse.
Also, all the best definitions were from before the Obama Administration (not making a comment on Obama politically, that's just the time that it all stated going downhill). And the name of the site sometimes abbreviated to Urban Dick; However, good idea to keep away from those tards.
The site as a whole is pretty good though. You can also look up your first name and look at its top definition if you want a self-esteem boost, or if you want the harsh truth find the second last page of definitions and look a that.
The community primarily leans liberal, and everyone on here seems to be some sort of Bernie Sanders fanboy, anti-USA retard, but hey, there's worse.
Also, all the best definitions were from before the Obama Administration (not making a comment on Obama politically, that's just the time that it all stated going downhill). And the name of the site sometimes abbreviated to Urban Dick; However, good idea to keep away from those tards.
by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020

by Bobby is not my name April 5, 2025

by MostLogicalPersonOnEarth April 12, 2020

Something or someone that can be or do better than they are or are currently doing. A bit of a disappointment.
Human: "Why does Albert dress like a slob? He's got a good sense of fashion"
Human 2: "I don't know - he's a real urban dictionary android logo though"
Human 2: "I don't know - he's a real urban dictionary android logo though"
by Urban Dictionary iOS Logo October 28, 2021
