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Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
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mud bombing

the act of going to a bathroom stall, then climbing to the top with your ass parallel to the ground. then proceeding to shit into the toilet six feet below making a "mud-bomb."
hey jack, did you just go mud bombing?!?
by jebig mike July 20, 2017
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hoop bomb

The sudden act of a group invading a specific location to hoop dance, usually without permission.
Are you busy today? Laura and I are going to go hoop bomb the UNCA dance studio.
by "Freedom" Fry February 6, 2010
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Sabrina the bomb

Sabrina the bomb is a type of explosive that does 100x more destructive power than the hiroshima bomb :DDDD
Grenade! "BOOM!" Sabrina the bomb exploded
by motherpundek April 2, 2021
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schedule bombing

When one doctor puts or adds him or herself as a patient to another doctors already booked schedule last minute .
It can also be used when one doctor adds a random patient to another doctors already booked schedule with short or no notice .

It can be applied to other professions as well whereby a colleague calls in a favor and adds oneself or a another person they know to a fully booked work day schedule . Example : attorney or talent agent .
Good morning Dr. Jones , This is Dr. Jim Smith and I'm sorry to be schedule bombing you like this but I think I just broke my nose playing basketball at the gym and I really need you to take a look at it today and tell me what you think.
by Dr Doolittle December 6, 2016
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Bomb Ass Head

Head so good that it makes you bust a life changing nut
Dawggg, that bitch gives some bomb ass head. Hooooshittt
by junglefever74 September 14, 2023
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a-bomb

Guy 1: Can I hit that?
Guy 2: Yeah, but watch yourself. That's an a-bomb
by DJ Small Fry March 14, 2021
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