Weebing One Out

The phrase one would use when they are jacking off to hentai

"Dude, what kind of porn are you watching - I don't understand a word they're saying?!"
"Oh man, I'm just weebing one out"
"I see, you're watching some hentai - you're such an otaku

by SkullCandyy May 24, 2016

One eye cry

Crying not tears of sadness, but tears of joy from your penis.

Man, Tarnia’s camel toe gave me the one eye cry.

by Just-In-69 January 23, 2018

change one's panties

a term meaning you were extremely turned on. only girls can say this. ever. similar to creaming one's pants.

that guy was so fucking sexy, i had to change my panties.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

One Eyed Willy

Penis

A One Eyed Willy always looks better circumcised

by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001

One Man Army

A perk in Modern Warfare 2. It allows you to change between classes at any time in the match. This perk replaces the player's secondary weapon. Usually frowned upon in online matches.

Damn it! I just got shot down by a n00b with One Man Army.

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

One-life-stand

Having a one-night-stand with a man or woman, getting pregnant, and having to be responsible for a child the rest of one's life.

Richard intended on having a one-night-stand with the drunk girl he met in Vegas, but instead, got the girl pregnant and had to help raise the child--he ended up with a one-life-stand.

by nympho bobcat December 15, 2010

o superior one

coolest girl on myspace

person 1: OMG?!!?!?!? GUESS WHO JUST ACCEPTED ME?!
person 2: whom?
person 1: o superior one
person 2: she's the coolest girl on myspace!

by dsdfnkdsjfsd fjlfj 69 May 19, 2008