Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

tits

something on a womans chest that i live to look at

Amy: hey jacob you like this new shirt i got?
Jacob: *stares at tits*
Amy: well? 🙄

by conan gray May 21, 2020

rusty tits

Granny tits.

Man I love sucking on some rusty tits.

by Algdsldfglfdsg January 7, 2017

Tits

A bird.

Get out of here,pervert

Holy f#$@,I see tits

by Engliscrhteashaar December 1, 2019

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022

tit

bird

slang for bushtit

look at that tit!

look at this sick flying tit!

by bandeorganisee December 6, 2021

sitting tits

In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.

“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”

by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019