fat girl party

A congregation of lonely, overweight girls, in which said girls get excessively intoxicated, cry about being fat and then consume excessive amounts of meat-lovers pizza, only to end up drunk-dialling men who are way out of their leagues for the shameful, unprotected sex that they seldom receive. A fat girl party often makes its way into a night club or bar, in hopes of achieving latter goals; these hopes often go unfulfilled – hence the need for more fat girl parties.

Eric: I went to a party on Friday night
Zach: Sweet, how was it?
Eric: Unfortunately, it was a fat girl party
Zach: Sorry to hear

by TheTruthAboutEverything November 7, 2009

make out party

1. The result of a drunken night in the presence of hans, and as a corollary to that can only be initiated by hans.
2. An orgy-like make out session initiated by the phrase "Make out party"
3. Hans' new game.

Synonym: Orgy

-"It's my birthday, we're in a limo, what the hell..... MAKE OUT PARTY"

by The Coalition for Concerned Hans Hookupees December 6, 2004

personal dance party

A situation where one randomly breaks into a dance while they are alone.

Or dancing with one friend under a disco ball to 80's songs.

Also known as P.D.P 's.

I had an amazing P.D.P at my house to Pat Benetar.

Dominique and Kathleen had a Personal Dance party under a disco ball.

by Barbie_Girl May 28, 2006

post-party depression

Basically hungover but with remorse and pain that results from over doing it the night before.

"Man all day I was lying around thinking 'I want my mommy'...
I had post-party depression.

by paulstothewall July 12, 2007

Nantucket Frat Party

The act of pouring beer on a girl's brown eye before having anal sex. No popped collar required.

I was hooking up with Julie and there was no lube in sight, so I poured my PBR down her ass crack and we had a Nantucket frat party

by KBB October 2, 2007

Secret Sausage Party

A party that on first glance appears to be full of eligible women, when in fact all the women are either lesbians or taken.

Man 1: "Yo I saw your photos - her birthday party looked awesome! You must have gotten laid."

Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."

by Jacob Gnarly August 18, 2010

Sour patch Party

When the woman your about to have intercourse with stuffs sour patch kids up her vagina and pops them out one by one making the male eat them

I'll never eat sour patch kids again after this chick gave me a sour patch party

by Cum Daddu May 30, 2018