I loosened it for you

What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.

Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."

Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"

by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010

You jazz what?

What comes out of a translator when you decide not to do your Spanish homework the right way.

Substitute “fr?!” Or “u serious!?” with “You jazz what?” just like you would with using “grax” instead of “thanks”

Student1: I just told my teacher about Juice WRLD’s death, and she said she didn’t care.

Student2: You jazz what?

by R.I.P_Juice_Wrld December 9, 2019

permanent marker you in

verb.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.

matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!

by always your favorite! April 3, 2010

faq you mean

What sometimes people say when its half way cussing, not f... but faq, and then you mean. When you dont understand

Teacher: Ok class e=mc2 +pi equals... Jimmy! Do you know?

Jimmy: Faq you mean!? You dint teach this mess

Teacher: Dont cuss in m-

Jimmy: i said faq not fu...

Teacher:Detention now!

by your boi is 38 mad June 29, 2017

You greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022

thank you for the plug

When you get the favor

John : Ey yo Chris ,I want to put you on the guest list.

Chris : oh damn! Thank you for the plug J.

by SimoO April 23, 2018

you aint ready

You are not prepared for what is about to happen to you. Your inadequacy is about to be exploited in a major way.

"Yo Nate. You tryin' to hoop?"
"I don't know, dawg."
"Why not?"
"I ain't tryin' to embarrass you like that."
"Boy, if you don't get over here and check the ball."
"OK. We can go but you aint ready..."

by wordsmith_94 November 22, 2015