Mr. Hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. If you ever meet a Mr. Hesser, keep clear, because he'll annoy you to no end. He isn't very good with kids, and he's a soda drinker.
Guy #1: Oh that guy is really retarded so he must be a Mr. Hesser!
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.
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