by Wankingpear March 03, 2020
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😱: Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
by KING OF SANFORD OFFICIAL December 13, 2022
by Tahobo December 02, 2021
As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag
by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023
A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024