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Green

Proper english - A color

Slang: to be fake, a bad friend, etc
alex: yo bro can i borrow your car?

james: nah i need to pick up my brother from school
alex: aight bruh keep actin green
by sidobelei December 26, 2023
mugGet the Greenmug.

green screen kid

A child that uses the 'green screen' YouTube Shorts function to steal other people's videos or "react" to a video by staring at the camera and adding nothing to the video
by snappyjoe February 12, 2024
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Green Bay butter churned

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.
Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.
by SlayerSSN7 January 25, 2023
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green grum

That intangible “it” factor of something that is sweet for the soul
That guy moves with some sort of green grum. He’s more than smooth!
by CumPiler May 26, 2024
mugGet the green grummug.

The Green Surprise

grinch with his dick out riding a candy cane dildo. Made by Javon Speller, vonnnnster on twitch
bro did u see Von made the green surprise 2?
by Vonnnnny May 3, 2024
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Green Japan

Due to similarity betweeen Bangladesh's and Japan's flag, It is used for anons from Bangladesh on boards like \int and \sp on 4 chan
by browndot May 21, 2024
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Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.
The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.
by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024
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