Dick cleanse

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.

I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.

by Weedo August 2, 2017

Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.

I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick

by BeatboxBadman April 18, 2018

Sprinkle dick

Andrew's very small penis

"I got high and when I woke up I could have sworn I saw a sprinkle dick" iak said

by Lexuality_00 August 26, 2017

Dick Ducking

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

dick psychic

A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.

This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.

That girl has seen so much dick, she could basically be a dick psychic.

by dickpsycho March 11, 2019

Blic and Dick

Similar to Netflix and Chill but instead two people just smoke gas get baked and then fuck after

Jessica : Hey Tyler I just copped some gas you down to smoke
Tyler: Yeah I’m down to blic and dick
Jessica: what’s that?
Tyler: You’ll see😈

by BlicG247 March 11, 2019

Nutella Dick

Where a male covers his dick and balls in nutella and their partner licks it off

I gave my partner nutella dick last night

by fcfkhf January 13, 2019