Irish slang commonly used when one has too much to drink (or drugs) and gets sick or has Ill affects of having too much. Also used if you try something and fail
1.”did you see john at the party last night, he absolutely caked it and we had to bring him home”
2.Person 1: how did you get on in that test
Person 2: so bad I absolutely caked it
2.Person 1: how did you get on in that test
Person 2: so bad I absolutely caked it
by Buckers123 December 4, 2018
Get the Caked itmug. by ArtsyLocus August 29, 2018
Get the Cake Ridingmug. 
It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018
Get the portuguese crab cakesmug. by Goldenfry March 21, 2021
Get the cakemug. When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024
Get the Homemade Molten Lava Cakemug.