My cat is on fire

A common phrase used by online gamers to refer to the need to finish masturbating.

Fred : So why weren't you at school today?
Jack : My cat was on fire.

Fred : Are you ready to go?
Jack : No, brb, my cat is on fire.

by Yo=yo master May 3, 2010

dragging a dead cat

making an epic podcast longer than it was expected

those guys from the grupetto were dragging a dead cat again this week

by T_Termont June 5, 2019

Kitty-mini-cat

Used to describe a mammal smaller than it's usual size. Usually the word is shouted out as soon as you see the creature.

"There goes my kitty-mini-cat, best dog I've ever had."

by Ashlee Grace March 29, 2007

tickle my cat

To touch a mans meat wagon

can you tickle my cat

by person12433252454 February 3, 2014

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama March 4, 2016

Russian Zombie Cat

The act of taking someone's finger nails and harming another place on their body. Getting owned or pwnd by someone's fingernails.

Hey, want a Russian Zombie Cat? Dude, you got a Russian Zombie Cat!

by samy sam May 12, 2011

Kitty Cat on a Bicycle

When a girl has a surprisingly long sexual history but you wouldn't know that by looking at her.

Like a kitty cat on a bicycle, that pussy might have racked up some high mileage, but it's still pretty adorable.

I found out my bookish girlfriend was really a Kitty Cat on a Bicycle when she did that thing with her tongue.

by joefxd August 8, 2016