metric bitch

a very large bitch; a unit of measurement defining an extremely large bitch; larger than an english bitch; a bitch that weighs a ton.

That chick is a metric bitch.

by nick May 6, 2007

the black bitch

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).

Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

kill bitch

when someone tries to make a comment that they think will insult you, but you come right back at them and totally kill them. leaving them speechless

Joe: Hey what did you guys do last night?
Luke: I was doin your mom last night and she was awesome!
Joe: Really because when your mom drove over to my house last night i looked out the window and she had yo ass sit in the car.
Joe: Oooooh... kill bitch!

by Niel P. April 13, 2008

pancake bitch

A girl who has a very small butt, so flat that is referred to as a 'pancake'

Look at that pancake bitch wearing those leggings!

Those pancake bitches shouldn't be twerkin'. Seriously, what the fuck?

by JannetBlu February 16, 2014

Christmas bitch

A girl who is such a hoe, it needs to be said three times like Santa's famous saying

Girl is a Christmas bitch cause she is a hoe hoe hoe

by Broccoli rabe May 15, 2011

Kitchen bitch

A man who gossips like an old auntie or grandma who would partake in drinks and food while gathered in the kitchen

Old Jumbo talks too much . What that make him a kitchen bitch

by Cand cand May 12, 2014

Zovkos Bitches

These are world class bitches, that have come from all over the country to be ignored by the mighty pimp Ryan Zovko. They are all kept track of by a clipboard, and visit Zovko daily according to their schedule.

Zovko where are your bitches?
Oh Zovkos bitches coulnt make it...

by bitch #27 September 9, 2004