burn one

Make a malted milk

Hey, sis! Burnone fer the kid here

by Tentacle August 28, 2003

one question lady

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. Her game involved a unique tactic where she asked a celebrity one question, then remained silent for the rest of the time until the celebrity walks away. The objective of her game was to predict how long the celebrity would wait. She was used many times in the duration of the series.

One question lady is a very odd woman.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

Weebing One Out

The phrase one would use when they are jacking off to hentai

"Dude, what kind of porn are you watching - I don't understand a word they're saying?!"
"Oh man, I'm just weebing one out"
"I see, you're watching some hentai - you're such an otaku

by SkullCandyy May 24, 2016

one eyed ry

another name for the winkie 'eye'.

get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)

by miss t October 30, 2006

one pump orgasm

When a man is so good with chicks he gives the women an orgasm with one pump of his cock

Jack-what did us do with that slit last night
Bill-one pump orgasm
Jack-mad cunt

by Nooobzzzzz April 25, 2015

Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008

One eye cry

Crying not tears of sadness, but tears of joy from your penis.

Man, Tarnia’s camel toe gave me the one eye cry.

by Just-In-69 January 23, 2018