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bean hub

uh ima go on bean hub
by vgugf February 1, 2021
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Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.
Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!
by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017
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milk the bean

After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
She really likes to milk the bean
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021
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Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind
Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"
by elibeefpope March 20, 2024
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derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.
you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.
by Swedishbean February 16, 2018
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Bean

The thing on cat paws thats where you will find a wild bean the beans are tiny oval shaped things on cats paws.
Brianna said "look at those motherfucking beans!" she said while holding up a cats paw "I am going to eat those beans!" on this chungy cat.
by Wahligi September 19, 2022
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Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.
HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”
by Kasem123 April 7, 2024
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