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Bean-Switch

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”
by Crackston October 1, 2022
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BEan

is that bean?
yeah its gunnar's ekitten
by beanud April 1, 2023
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Bean

An annoying thing to call your older or younger brother. most commonly used as an insult that wont offend your parents. it really means nothing.
"yo bro, you're such a freaking bean"
"what does that mean?"
"it means you're a bean"
by possiblynotavampire April 11, 2020
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Bean Man Hater

Anyone who is a hater of the infamous Gerrad Gayton. This child often comes across as arrogant, stuck-up, childish, anal retentive.

He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.
Bloke 1: Fuck, its Beany!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!

*evil stare*

Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!

Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?

Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!

Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!
by breddles October 28, 2008
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Beans

Beans are a rare fruit 🍇 eaten in ancient Europe “mmmm beans
Do you like beans “
“Do I ?? Do you even have to ask !!!”
by Sheep.com October 19, 2020
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Bean

BEAN is a dangerous person if you see
Bean is the hiding
by Jacktherapes October 18, 2021
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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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