barefoot brown

When you step on a shit while barefoot.

On my way to the pool I got a barefoot brown thanks to my neighbors dog.

by -MIKE-T March 15, 2023

The Brown Line

How close you can come to shitting yourself, without actually shitting yourself. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea.

I almost crossed the brown line this morning, I Just managed to get my pants down and take a seat before I decorated the Oval Office

by Choppasm April 12, 2023

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023

pulsating brown eye

A pulsating brown eye is nonverbal consent for anal sex.

"Even though she had a gag in her mouth, I could tell she was ready and wanting anal sex by her pulsating brown eye."

by The Evil Tein May 19, 2023

James Brown

a soul singer.

Imma listen to some james brown bitch!

by Jack_Is_Black May 22, 2023

Accept it Brown

A phrase used amongsts junior high and high school students that means to have anal sex, or to allow one to put anything in one's fecal oraface.

Hayden: "Accept it Brown Biatch."
Ryan: "Oh my God, keep your wiener away from my butt!"

by Lee Brody August 2, 2009

My fruit has gone brown

To have read the entire internet and instead of becoming smarter, actually running out of ideas.

"My fruit has gone brown," Issy told the news conference.

by Surly Dave April 5, 2011