poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021

Poop

poop is a long, brown/green line that comes outta your butthole

Hey! Poop is finally coming out of my butthole!!

by Ftytggtfsssfhj June 27, 2020

Poop

A great compliment for your boss, friends, or family!

You: Hello, boss! I just wanna say, you look like monkey poop

Boss: Wow! You get a raise!

by Mia the tall person October 1, 2019

Poop

Shit.

I took a poop

by Taki_Crumb May 7, 2020

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

Poop

A delicious meal that goes well with ham

I want to eat that poop

by TheWizdum September 7, 2022

poop

its a soft substance that comes out of your asshole.

"aww shit, I gotta poop"

by DietWaterSalesman August 1, 2023