November 1st

National kick dick day

Hey john it’s November 1st
John:oh shit

by Heiejejej October 31, 2020

November

the time of year were guys suffer

(guy 1) "hey man hows you november going"

(guy 2) " i need fucking help i taped my hand to my sides so i dont nut

by Jaqobiows November 1, 2020

November 1

National take care of your girlfriend, cuddles, kisses, hugs, food, candy, and LOVE. +wtv they want

Boyfriend : here
Girlfriend : why
Boyfriend : bc urban dictionary said its November 1

by Alicya.Higgins November 1, 2020

November 3rd-6th

November 3rd through the 6th is National Beat Up Democrat Day. This day should be a favorite for Republican States.

Republican 1: Hey Tony guess what today is!
Republican 2: YES! Today is November 3rd-6th!
Democrat: you see this is why we need to defund the police

by trumptrainrepublican00 November 1, 2020

November 3rd-6th

November 3rd through the 6th is National Beat Up Democrat Day. This day should be a favorite for Republican States.

Republican 1: Hey Tony guess what today is!
Republican 2: YES! Today is November 3rd-6th!
Democrat: you see this is why we need to defund the police

by trumptrainrepublican00 November 1, 2020

November 7

National slap your taller friend in the shin, on November 7th you will go to your best friend that’s taller than you, bend down and give them a good slap in the shin

“Hey it’s November 7th” *bends down*
My taller BFF “oh shit”

by My dumbass November 1, 2020

No Cuddle November

It’s time to stop cuddling and get out with you’re squad. You’re not allowed to cuddle with that special someone for the whole month

“Hey babe can we cuddle?” “Nah it’s no Cuddle November

by Edac1el November 1, 2020