monkey balls

a term used to show that you feel like shit or are sick

Bro I feel like monkey balls.

by Smoke991 April 22, 2011

crystal ball

after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.

"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"

by cathlex May 27, 2009

Ligma Balls

Commonly know as a joke on ninjas streams and everywhere else with the power of god and anime on my side I will win

Hey you know what ligma is
Idk bob
Ligma balls

by Ligma Balls 69 times December 19, 2019

Balls to the face

Used to indicate someones displeasure, discomfort, or general unhappiness with a given set of circumstance. Can be shortened to just balls

Damn was that long ass homework assignment balls to the face.
Hanging out with you is like getting balls to the face.
This club is balls I am going some where that is less of a sausagefest.

by charliesac November 2, 2008

Ball Trick

1)When a male is having sex and he tries to put his testicals in too.
2)When a guy has one testical and uses it for others entertainment.

1)DUDE: "Man i was pulling Ball tricks on my girl and she flipped"
MAN: "Dude that sucks hey i have one ball Taa Daa!"

by WizzJay December 27, 2007

ball bagged

To get so drunk, drunk enough to do something very humourous that you will be raked about for weeks
Origniated in Northern Ireland

"he was ball bagged the fuck last night"
"as were you. you got off with a guy"
"o dear. that is embarassing"

by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

razor balls

the burning of the nutsac after you shave your balls

i needa give a bum chunder to sooth my razon balls

by razor balls May 23, 2005