Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.

by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences

I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight

by B-word January 10, 2024

meat

the best food

Person 1: I don’t eat meat.

Other person: naw dawg you have to try it.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 26, 2025

Beating Another's meat

A handjob.

Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!

Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?

Alder: OH HELL YEAH!

An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.

by PencilBuzz August 30, 2023

Meat Pie

To have sex with three men. Black men on top and bottom and white in the middle.

Me, Jacob and Dan are gonna Meat Pie tonight.

by Ya Like Plasma? June 5, 2017

Second Hand Meat

When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.

Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.

by Meat Vendor June 10, 2022