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Fortnite Kid 

A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.

Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary

"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.

250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*

"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.

* they then blew up the fortnite kid*

"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary

"No worries kid" Said the swat members
Fortnite Kid by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023
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fortnite kid 

my annoying ass little brother thomas who wont stop screaming at random fortnite players
person A: dude youre such a fortnite kid
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn
fortnite kid by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023
One of the things the kids at school call you trying to offend you.

Like why the fuck should I care? You’re just stating the obvious, half the whole 6th (or if ur in a dif grade) grade knows. Why the fuck do you care about my sexuality? Like, I get more bitches than straight men. So fuck you. I’m not offended that you are calling me gay, homosexual, lesbian or anything like that. Like, did you just find out that I’m gay?
Bitch ass kids: “Your a gay kid!”
Me: “Okay, so?”
Me: “did you just find out or Smth? Most people know. You’re just stating the obvious.”
Bitch ass kids: “…”
Gay kid by Yazzy👻 May 6, 2023

Radiator Kid 

A radiator kid is defined as someone who looks like they got chained up to a radiator their whole life and just got let out back into society.
“Look that radiator kid is watching Gacha Life
“That band kid looks like a radiator kid”
“That smelly kid has to be a radiator kid”
Radiator Kid by Hudlad May 9, 2023

Band kid 

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”

iPad kid 

iPad kids are those annoying little pricks who ask for your "MesnGeR kIdS".
Ah yes, the iPad kid. The piece of shit.
iPad kid by 50xcreative.fun May 26, 2023