solo rubber jack

The art of masturbating while wearing a condom. Only the people with their PHD in Jackology have used this form of masturbation.

Who needs a tube sock or a paper towel when you can solo rubber jack.

by Chamby86 May 8, 2008

Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

jack manifold stan

a different breed. Could be alien or some unknown species from somewhere in the universe.

“what is a jack manifold stan” “an alien or something from the universe”

by nnsjshsbdue September 6, 2021

Slovakian Jack and Jill

When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.

Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

by IJustHaveABetterGamingChair March 4, 2021

hit the sack jack

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.

Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

by Mattanian May 29, 2017

jack booted thug

Jack booted is a derogatory term used to describe an overly oppressive and authoritarian individual or group, often denotes violent tendencies. Thugs, thus described, are those in the service of an oppressive authoritarian, usually employing violence to achieve his/her/their master's goals.

Jack booted thugs stormed in, broke my furniture, kicked my dog, and took my still.

by GJohnW September 1, 2008

Jack Off Smell

The smell that comes when you masturbate. Pretty much hand rubbing smell too

Bro I hate the jack off smell

by Le Carlton December 28, 2018