God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.

He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.

Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

by Proxy November 15, 2016

plat god

ability of a god in league of legends.

that play looks like the one from plat god

by bananaschipmonk December 22, 2016

God Run

when it's pink and cold.

"you fuck her yet dude?"

"Yeah that shit was the 'God Run' dude!"

by TheGodRunner October 28, 2025

Kermit Is God

Kermit is my g!

Kermit Is God is God!

by MonkeIsGod June 30, 2022

Elder God

So elite humans don't interest you, only your own creations.

He's given up on people, he's an Elder God now.

by Kmanisles September 14, 2025

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023