When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.
Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant
Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?
Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?
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I have an epiglottis.
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Get the EpickDinosaur mug.New Jerseyan 1: Hey bra, wanna go get some pork roll , egg, and cheese bagels for breakfast?
New Jerseyan 2: Its called Taylor Ham, and yes - lets go.
New Jersian 1: Whoa okay, pork roll ... Taylor Ham, its the same meat in the end isn't it?
New Jerseyan 2: I will murder your whole family if you ever refer to Taylor Ham as pork roll again.
New Jersian 1: I didn't realize you were such an eponist - can we just go?
New Jerseyan 2: Its called Taylor Ham, and yes - lets go.
New Jersian 1: Whoa okay, pork roll ... Taylor Ham, its the same meat in the end isn't it?
New Jerseyan 2: I will murder your whole family if you ever refer to Taylor Ham as pork roll again.
New Jersian 1: I didn't realize you were such an eponist - can we just go?
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