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bean dog

yo bitch gimmie a bean dogg

damnn i fucking bean dogged the hell outta that slut last night

hey gimmie a bean dog

bean dog me baby
by fahkkkk February 14, 2009
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nip the dog

A very bad dog. A black furry creature that likes to take it up the ass from other dogs. A flopped-eared, spit eating, leg-humping goober in fur form. Often mates with other highlanders, a creature native to aviemore. nips can be found living in areas of complete squalor, such as jock’s pissed stained, shit stained mattress, up sarah’s fanny, whore Houses, and with beano the dog.
Look, nip is humping the staircase again, I'm not gonna fucking take him to the vet to get the splinters removed from his dick, that's for damn sure!
by Jock Gobbins April 29, 2003
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chili dog

When you fuck a person in the anus as he or she shits on your dick.
OMFG, I fucked Samantha in the butthole and gave me the chili dog.
by Y. Ramirez May 5, 2008
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Dog act

The act of being a dog.
Cancelling a dual-linked flight to Thailand, but cancelling the ticket when you don't want to go - even though the other person still does.

"Hey man, I'm cancelling the flight" ... "DOG ACT!"
by Jetstar_control November 16, 2011
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Corn Dog

This is a very disturbing sexual act. A man eats a bunch of corn for dinner. Later that night he has hot steamy sex with a partner and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is full of corn and the male rubs his dick in it and then the female sucks him off. This is a corndog, my friend.
I hooked up with my girlfriend and it tasted like that corndog i gave her last night.
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straw dog

(n.) Person who is faithful to the process of snorting cocaine. Someone who uses the inhalation of cocaine as the sole purpose of getting high.
With the packet in my pocket, the good stuff, I could only think of her, sitting at home anxiously awaiting my arival like a real straw dog.
by William Bouchie September 1, 2011
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Fucking the dog

(V) When somebody places a cold (or warm)glass on a table without the use of a coaster.
Hey! Stop Fucking the dog, i just got it waxed.
by <Mac< February 22, 2009
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