dirty tito

When you take someone's person item and rub it across your smelly ass hole.

The Dirty Tito
- Tito grabbed Juan's power tool when he wasent looking and rubbed the handle acoss his ass, Juan can't figure out where that stench is coming from.

by Crude rude and totally unaccep January 7, 2016

dirty leesha

A Jewish term for ramming bacon inside ones genitals,( be it sliced,whole,cooked,raw,bacon bit form,it doesn't matter ) then releasing it onto your partners face/mouth

Man im horny ,and hungry, I think I'll find a nice Jewish girl to give me a dirty Leesha tonight "

by Jgrich83 January 27, 2016

Dirty Carebear

After eating Mexican food. Take a shit in a Walmart then walk out

"Dude,I just did a Dirty Carebear"

by Shanaenae27 January 28, 2016

Dirty Arnold

When you shit in your hand and then wipe it on someone's ear.

He fell asleep with his shoes on and woke up with a dirty arnold.

by Wlecompte August 29, 2017

Dirty Machado

1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).

1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"

by the number 2 October 17, 2018

dirty ziggy

A Dirty Ziggy is the Type of Ziggy to constantly make sexual innuendos and tends to stay single but has still has a good heart and no filter.

I'm a Dirty Ziggy

by ZagZig101582 February 22, 2019

Dirty Turtle

An uncircumcised penis after anal sex.

I need a shower— I just ass-fucked this bitch and gotta wash my dirty turtle.

by HW2019 May 24, 2019