cock torture

Cutting into a guy's hard cock with a sharp knife, or burning it with a cig lighter until the head falls off. Also filleting a penis can be fun, and then you get to take him both ways at once!

Drawback: causes him lots of pain and you have to find a new cock to fuck after.

Bonus: causes him lots of pain and you get to find a new cock to fuck after.

After I cut his cock in half down the middle, I sat on him sideways and fucked him up and ass and pussy at the same time until he passed out from loss of blood. Now I'm looking for a new cock - want to sleep with me tonight baby?

by Stephie Longhorn February 16, 2004

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Boss Cocked

The act of rick rolling someone with the short clip of Bruce Springsteen sliding on his knees and crashing his cock and balls into a video camera as seen during super bowl 42's half-time show.

Oh man Chris totally Boss Cocked me with that link.

by Chris Rhoads February 4, 2009

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cock chaps

Noun - Really thick pussy lips that engulf a cock, protecting it like a pair of chaps.

Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.

You know that girl Tasha? She got drunk last night and showed me her cock chaps!

Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!

by GDub20 February 11, 2005

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Ball-Cock

(noun) A strange and rare condition where the affected has one large sac and testicle in place of a penis. Always coupled with Penis-Nuts.
See Penis-Nuts.

a: I saw Martin showering in the locker room today. that ball-cock really freaks me out.
b: I know, it's just not natural.
a: Makes you wonder, when he gets a boner, is it in the penis-nuts or the ball-cock?
b: Truly one of life's mysteries.

by kevcoch January 28, 2008

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