SIMP KING

Simp King is a man who is more than a Simp

JAY is a Simp King.
Andy is a Simp King

by Just Lucifer July 7, 2020

king crummett

When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head

Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

Sorry King

A very formal but funny way to apologize to people (mostly male). This phrase is most commonly used by Mr_Zippa YT. Its basically apologizing but also calling someone a king. Its usually spoken in a very loud and surprised way.

"Yo bro shut up you're being loud as hell."
"SORRY KING"
"Its all good don't worry about it."

by Febreze® Air Freshener February 29, 2024

king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019

King Of Sucking Dick

Gay Ronan.

King Of Sucking Dick Is Ronan/Marco.
If You are Friend with him you better safe guard your dicko.

by 1.50GB waala March 18, 2023

King phuc III

King phuc III was a lengendary warrior of phuc clan but when he went to war he got told "Fuck Off" and he did. That was the end of that.

King phuc III is here wooooo

by King phuc III's child achooo July 12, 2022

King andries

When something is so bad it feels like your being stabbed with fire

"Wow! I got a 10% on my math quiz!" "Oh no! It must feel like king andries!"

by Cartoon.obsessed January 6, 2022