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Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.
"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Worming

Oculolinctus, also known as "worming," is the act of licking someone's eyeball for sexual pleasure.

It's weirdly more common than you'd think.

MrSleepyPeople opens womens eyeballs and "worms" them and posts videos of it on Youtube, while commenters egg him on.
Person A: "Hey, before we start, I just wanna let you know I'm into worming people."
Person B: "Oh, ew! Give me my glasses back, you weirdo!"
by kimobloop June 21, 2023
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Werting

A person is who is intentionally acting extremely suspicious.
You are werting rn.
by Denmark Man July 18, 2023
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Working

What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.
Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2023
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Working Hard

Which has nothing to do with anything.
Hym "And this has nothing to do with whether or not I'm working hard enough. You want you to have a role in whether or not I suceed. You (proverbially) want me to have your permission to fuck your daughter. I didn't do the incest ritual properly so you are trying to prevent me from succeeding with lies of omission. That is all. That's all that's happening here. You're not an authority."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
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Working the wozzies

“Ya girl over here, working the wozzies.. stop callin lil bro
by Marbeezyy October 12, 2023
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