The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.
by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013
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Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.
by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018
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Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!
by Urban humor July 30, 2017
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by officeworklife July 26, 2015
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Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018
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by James Foxhall May 13, 2005
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