Bloody willy

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate

I gave myself a bloody willy last night

by the 5 footer October 25, 2020

_.wooly.willy._

A cool person on tiktok and a certified zachelor and bo-ner

“My favorite person on tiktok is _.wooly.willy._

by whatsupgreg September 5, 2021

_.wooly.willy._

someone with beautiful feet, just absolutely incredible stompers.

person 1: wow! look at the tootsies on that one!!

person 2: holy mackerel!!! they're a real _.wooly.willy._!!!!

by kathykerflooey September 6, 2021

A willy schwilly milly gilly

What people from brimingham call a pavement

"NOT EN BERRMENGHAM WE DONT, EN BERRMENGAM WE CALL IT A WILLY SCHWILLY MILLY GILLY"

by FellowBlokefromtheuk December 18, 2022

the chilly willy effect

The mind's inability to accept the impossible in fiction.

"There's NO WAY that LITTLE PENGUIN can stomp that HUGE DOG into that TINY CAN! NO WAY!!!" exclaimed Connor (patient zero of the Chilly Willy Effect)

by Organboy November 4, 2013

Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.

"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"

by CatMac February 7, 2014

National Wet Willy Day

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.

“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”

by Kacklemore April 12, 2019