Fallout Warning

The act of announcing to anyone in the room to not enter the toilets for a specified length of time after taking a particularly heinous dump

Person 1: I'd give that about 20 minutes guys, I just deported some Romanians

Person 2: Thanks for the fallout warning

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

BS Warding

When someone constantly over-exaggerates stories as an attempt of social benefit. Unfortunately it usually backfires with listener end up shaking their heads in disbelief.

“Not only did my dad put a V8 engine in his Mini moke, we went to a water park too.”

“Oh really? that’s crazy how an engine would fit inside such a small car”

“Yeah it’s pretty great, we drove over to the skate park in it and decided to take it up a ramp and we got air”

“Right… you’re obviously BS Warding.”

by cobalt4300 August 24, 2017

hot warning

A quick warning before someone gets into potential trouble

Wait, Adam. Let me give you a hot warning about this girl.

by deegotti December 13, 2017

meatball warning

Eat meatballs to increase the chances of significant accumulation when snow is in the forecast.

A meatball Warning is now in effect for the tristate area. meaning there is potential for a plowable snowfall and the more meatballs you eat, the better our chances for snow! The impact would be from Sunday night into Monday. So if you want snow, eat meatballs from now until the timeframe mentioned above.

by ellipsoidal May 14, 2018

russian warming

how russians stay warm by drinking a bunch of vodka

dude its cold other dude na just go inside start a party with vodka drink then come back outside that russian warming

by catsdnfjcdcdckdccddd May 16, 2018

Pillow Warzone

A huge pillow fight, where here is millions of people involved, and it gets so wild and crazy to the point of physical or property damage.

I had a sleepover with my friends last night and because we had so much people there, we had a small pillow fight that esclated into a pillow warzone! Everyone had to be hospitalized cause of how damaged the house was after it was done.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

mascara warning

A term used for people with mascara on when an emotional moment comes up the mascara may mess up their face when they cry.

Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.

Mark: Hey Lucy, Wanna watch Titanic with me? There might be a mascara warning.
Lucy: Sure.

by Ipsylon October 8, 2018