9gag wanker

A person who pretends to be browsing 9gag (preferably in public area), but actually he is watching porn, and then when he gets caught he just says "I was on 9gag".

Yo, Vlad, What are you doing, eh?

*switches tab to 9gag*
I am on 9gag!
You are such a 9gag wanker, eh!

by wanking December 13, 2016

you're the wanker

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010

dog wanker

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

by Alex January 18, 2004

wankers tash

The bit of hair that goes from your balls (testicles) up to and around your belly button, like a snails trail of hair

"did you see daves belly, it looks like his wankers tash goes from his balls to his chin!"

by Littlebilly May 7, 2007

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

wanker wing

A Wanker Wing is a large "aerodynamic aid" of dubious utility.

Usualy seen on ricers, adds drag, increases weight but has no value as the car in question never reaches speeds that require and downforce.

That toyota had a huge wanker wing on it, says a lot about the owner.

by Kaotiq July 26, 2006

Tone Wanker

Tone Wanker(s) are people who are the level of no of which you wish to get train tones from train drivers. This is done by moving your arm up and down like on a steam train. Typically done by younger railfans who will upload comps of their tones on their youtube channels.

Did you see his latest video he uploaded? Yeah, he's a tone wanker now.

by TheExplodingEevee January 9, 2021