Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

Himalayan Volcano

when someone hits a blinker off a yart then sucks a dick, blowing the smoke into the dick

dude 1: I heard you got cracked last night
dude 2: yeah bro she gave me a Himalayan Volcano

by ilovesmashingfemboys August 21, 2025

Blowjob Volcano

When you order someone a blowjob at the bar. While they are taking the shot with no hands tell a funny joke and make them laugh. Whilst they spew a volcano of blowjob all over themselves.

Yesterday, Angel had the Mt.Saint Helens of a Blowjob Volcano at the bar. He erupted all over himself and the bartender.

by The Service Writer January 28, 2025

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

volcano wank

To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava

I woke up and had a volcano wank yesterday

by Amcgirr February 11, 2025

Viteri Volcano

A rum cocktail made of Havana Club, Triple Sec, Peach Schnapps, Honey Syrup, Lime Juice, Pineapple Juice, Soda Water, and Ice.

Damn, that Viteri Volcano slaps!

by n1tt15h February 18, 2025

Vegas Volcano

You meet a stripper in Vegas and are banging her from behind so hard, when you cum she projectile vomits and fecal matter leaks out in her anal cavity around your cock and drips down your balls.

My girl and I went out drinking last night and I railed her so hard she did a Vegas Volcano.

by Mamacas March 6, 2025