Vegan

by Fuck Vegans January 08, 2019
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A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?
Tommy is being such a vegan.
Shut up you stupid vegan.
Vegans are gay
by Aiden Sherman boiy May 26, 2019
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A term created by capitalism to sell expensive grass.
I became a vegan to stick to the man, only to find out the man was sticking it to me.
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A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.
That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.
by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
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Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7
(Steps into room) IM A FUCKING VEGAN.
by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 06, 2019
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A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.
Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.

Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.
by Doylelew September 08, 2018
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A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan
Vegan cunt : Hi I'm vegan
Every normal person : I don't care you cunt
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