vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".

I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.

by footrageous November 30, 2021

Vegan Karen

Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)

Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022

Veganlasering

A word utilised online to refer to two men having anal sex. Inspired by a well known minecraft roleplayer, Veganlaser's history

Dude, Preston and Nicholei are TOTALLY veganlasering

by woahohohohohohohohohohohoh July 11, 2022

sexual vegan

Some1 who doesn't suck dick.

"Yo John how about you suck my meat motherfucker." "Nah man I'm good I'm like a Sexual Vegan so."

by Str0be January 13, 2017

jack vegan

Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.

Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!

Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.

by feetoid September 21, 2017

almost vegan

this is a vegetarian that eats almost entirely vegan, but cannot live without cheese.

“i’m an almost vegan, i just love cheese to much”

by bitchardson February 13, 2020

Casual Vegan

Someone who likes the idea of vegan but cannot commit fully and may consume animal products from time to time.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I am vegan.

Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.

Friend 1: Yeah it is.

Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.

Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.

Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.

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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.

Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.

Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.

by RhodeIslandRocks99 October 16, 2020