Vanilla Swordfish

A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.

Brittany is such a Vanilla Swordfish! Her boyfriend had bruises all over her neck!

by janetbarley2974 May 21, 2020

Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.

Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.

by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

vanilla pissing

a euphuism referring to the act of ejaculation in males as a result of an orgasm.

One of my friends introduced me to the art of vanilla pissing. Once you try it you'll never go back.

by dr. qubed March 2, 2022

Vagilage

The amount of wear and tear a vagina may incur.

Man, the vagilage on that pussy must be in the thousands! For sure the warranty is long gone!

by IAMMISTABONE April 21, 2022

Vanilla Scented Pencil Case

Another word for v-card

"Did you know sally lost her vanilla scented pencil case"
"omg no way"

by iamwhouthinkiam March 6, 2023

Skinny Vanilla

An alcoholic beverage comprised of a mixture of light beer and Smirnoff ice

Enjoy a Skinny Vanilla in Muskoka!

Pigeon Lady Likes Skinny Vanillies

by Lenny Lover July 27, 2009

all vanilla

adjective, Slang.

fine; completely satisfactory; OK; copacetic.

"hey Carroll how are you finding your time on strictly?"

"it's all vanilla"

by Charliesays January 10, 2016