While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.
#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!
by usedQtip April 20, 2011
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A unicorn is a magical horse that has a large horn on the tip of it's muzzle.
It is said to be able to have magical powers.
Yes, the unicorn is not real.
Also see Charlie the unicorn
A unicorn is a magical horse that has a large horn on the tip of it's muzzle.
It is said to be able to have magical powers.
Yes, the unicorn is not real.
Also see Charlie the unicorn
by x3@habbzo April 26, 2009
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during intercourse, one partner poops into their hand and puts the log of excrement onto the other partner's forehead at a 45 degree angle, creating a makeshift horn.
"last night with becky, i totally gave her a bronze unicorn. she got so mad to have poop on her face."
by clairedynamo June 9, 2009
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Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!
Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!
by 2drunkskunk November 1, 2009
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Derived from Unicron the most awesome of all Transformers, as he would PWN entire planets.
The highest level of pwnage on a messageboard.
Derived from Unicron the most awesome of all Transformers, as he would PWN entire planets.
The highest level of pwnage on a messageboard.
by Lugs-o October 3, 2004
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A braggart, but generally a great person who just likes to boast.
Also, could be considered a slang term for something so outrageous, silly, and/or trivial all you can do is chant:
"UNIcorn PRIN-CESS!!!!" and raise the roof.
A braggart, but generally a great person who just likes to boast.
Also, could be considered a slang term for something so outrageous, silly, and/or trivial all you can do is chant:
"UNIcorn PRIN-CESS!!!!" and raise the roof.
"Can you believe I got that working in-game before you did? I can, booyah! It's cause I'm a UNICORN PRINCESS!!!"
by Gardenia Glow September 12, 2006
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In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.
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