tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

by Warkitten October 12, 2008

shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".

"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"

by SirAsshat July 5, 2015

smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

tube top

a person who is consistently a bad time; a bummer

"That bitch is such a fucking tube top"

by Jeff Custer July 30, 2006

Tube Snake

SLANG~ Surfboard

It is also the name of a ZZ-Top song, "tube snake boogie"

Alfonso: Check those waves dude; you bring the tube snake?
Riccardo: It's called a SURFBOARD you moron

zz top~
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.

by g-diggity August 31, 2008

tube socks

used foh rasterbating.

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!

by gabbieee August 1, 2007