Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.

Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!

by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011

treeslink

A girl that you meet up with just do sexual things.

Eyy yo bro can you put me on to any treeslinks ?

by Kingmayster March 11, 2017

Treesh

VALENTINA FUCKING SERPA

Them: “ hey who is that she’s cute”

Me: YOU DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS ITS VALENTINA SERPA THE BIGGEST TREESH OF ALL

by Sarai lively January 11, 2019

Dog Treats

The Thing only Dogs Should eat, but Children Get to them and think they are Scooby Snacks.

Ima get the Dog Treats and Tease the Doggos Because I can.

by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018

Treese

The most amazing chick you'll ever meet! Yeah. You know, the one, who who think would never hang with you cause she is so amazing, but she will! Yeah, that one. She seems like she'd be a bitch. But she ain't!

Yo! I thought Treese was biotch, but she ain't!

by Treese27 December 17, 2011

teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.

Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."

by SrBlanco November 15, 2005

Math for Trees

Do Multiplication tables scare you, Is Adding difficult, is Division too hard to spell...let alone perform? Then Math for Trees is for You! This is math for the <short bus> crew. Hey, maybe spelling is your strongpoint, if you can spell Algebra. Don't feel bad for taking Math for Trees, just don't hit your head again when you fall out of it. See <Falling out of Your Tree>.

I was dropped on my head when I was a child. I'm taking Math -101 in summer school. The Course is called Math for Trees.

by Prozic December 13, 2005