My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

neck traffic

Neck traffic occurs when the neck darkens in most spots, except where "roads" are formed by the folds of the skin not exposed to color. It can make the neck look like traffic is forming.

Damn, check out that woman. She has so much neck traffic, she needs a stop light!

by Cassmoneybunny November 23, 2023

Foot Traffic

A crowd of people walking in multiple directions, causing people to dodge, duck, and slow down while on their way from point A to point B.

Elias was walking to his class when he slowed down due to foot traffic.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse December 18, 2022

traffic sona

A persona you create for the Life Smp (a YouTube Minecraft series including 3rd Life, Last Life, and Double Life). Named after the Life smp’s three hearts 💚💛❤️ being traffic light colors.

My traffic sona is a character who likes pvp and has a pack of dogs.

by meowthekitty321 December 26, 2022

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.

I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*

by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022