Dense Suburban “cute” town with a upscale charming downtown setting with tons of restaurants, breweries, wine tasting rooms, art galleries, pastry shops, cocktail bars. The New York of New Jersey but nicer and charming with a sense of community: Cranford-Westfield-Summit-Millburn. Townie Town refers to more than just a town you live in but the feeling it of community and connection it brings.
I love living in a townie town! There’s so much to do in downtown! You can grab your coffee and pastry and sit on a bench in the circle under the clock with the passing sounds of the train. (This is more than just any town with a train. The feeling is more like being on a movie set)
by Zenlife July 10, 2022
"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"
by RaymundoSmokesMid June 22, 2018
The entirety of Creation in its beauty, cruelty and harmony, is the expression of Divine thought and is the materialization, or body of God. People that live in towns and cities don't get that. They are removed from all of it.
All of history can be summed up by the difference between townies and regular folk as such:
My sister once dated a townie, and one weekend his friends came over and fucked up my yard.
My sister once dated a townie, and one weekend his friends came over and fucked up my yard.
by thelastsamba September 27, 2023
Dickheads who attend the school located in St Albans, Hertfordshire, Townsend Church of England School. They are snot curdling cunts and they lie and cheat about everything. Place is mingin and wouldn’t recommend your child going there!!!
by suckurmum001 March 29, 2022
At the end of the day it isnt what kind of music you listen to or what kind of clothes you wear.
If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie.
It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.
If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie.
It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.
by nadia March 23, 2004
Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
by Neverforget01 September 12, 2021
Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.
Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie!
by Hester Adams October 04, 2007