Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.
by bigotits November 6, 2018
Get the Tough as Texasmug. A man, boy or diphshit that acts tough (TUFF) whenever possible. This often ends in the embarrasement of the said man, boy or dipshit
by andrewdrainy May 27, 2025
Get the timmy tough knucklesmug. by JaColbi February 27, 2019
Get the That’s toughmug. by WanderingPlaywrite November 22, 2023
Get the Tough bunniesmug. A bluff that is convincing.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the tough bluffmug. 
An image too many full of shit people in the world go for, especially the ones that think the world is full of innocent bystanders.
The dork tried to look, sound, and act tough and insensitive every waking minute of her day, even though some of us knew her as a kid, and saw how she handled/bore physical pain when there was no attention from the media or public to be had. Back when her mother was the one she ran to for attention and first aid.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021
Get the Toughmug.