Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011

Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.

That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Shit-ton

Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.

"Let's go out!"
"Can't, I've got a shit-ton of homework to do by tomorrow...."

by Goddesshottness August 25, 2016

Ton

An underage user of steroids

Hey you look like ton

by Kerman jones April 12, 2017

Tons of guns

A surplus of any items needed for a particular occasion.

Fern: Do I need to bring a Dutch or some beer for tonight?

Me: Nah son, I got tons of guns.

by Saint Mantooth December 12, 2017

A-Ton

A-Ton: is a term used by 187 and murderedout empire to describe a buster who thinks his gangster but overall cant shoot straight! Or even know how to use. A glock 19x air gun. Other meaning his weak af

Yo dog did you see that A-Ton last nite his weak af yo 100%

by anonymous August 8, 2021