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tool

one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)
Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.
by ZooCrew November 7, 2010
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Tool

Someone who often times calls others tools to make themselves feel less toolish. Naturally the opposite occurs and they become even more of a tool. In some cases they are sluttly as well. This makes them a dildo.
"Ashley just called me a tool"

"That's because she's a tool and needs tool friends"

"That's what Erin's for.."
by Tmac415 December 24, 2009
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tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used
Tool = <embed img src=http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/m_5a68ca23ea6042098b3ee0b03d2d67e4.jpg>
by crazyfool999 March 1, 2009
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tool

narcissistic blow-hard who believes he's awesome and most people think he's an asshat-called a tool because he is often used by others,knows it, but is just that desperate
by pamlib October 13, 2012
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tool

A guy who shops at J Crew.
Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.
by Not dressed in J Crew January 4, 2008
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tool

"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"
by Kray-Z George August 23, 2008
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tool

stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!
by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007
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